Ah, a dog's life.

What are you looking at? Can't I relax? Can't I people-watch?

And why are you here, anyways? This is a new site, and I don't think I've seen anyone else come round these parts. Sooner or later there might be something here for you, but right now...it's just me. Aren't I cute?

Come on, admit it: you love me. How can you not love me? I'm as cute as a button! Everyone loves me!

EVERYONE! LOVE ME! ADORE ME! BOW DOWN AT MY DOGGIE FEET!

Brought to you by the sick fucks at Department Zed. What will they come up with next?